Introductions

Hi there!

You're probably wondering, 'Who the heck are Gabe & Dane?'

...

... or maybe not.

Regardless, I'm going to tell you!

I'm Gabe; short for Gabriel. I'm the admin and main author on this blog. I'm a pretty simple guy with a pretty complicated past with a pretty awesome boyfriend. Oh yeah. Dane is my boyfriend. We're both just a little crazy. But we have fun with it. You end up with more funny stories that way!

To be perfectly honest with you, Dane and I are about as opposite as they come.

Not opposite in all the ways people would lead you to believe though.

We're actually pretty similar individuals! We have similar interests, tastes, hobbies, etc....

It's our quirks that are ironically and universally juxtaposed, often in humorous ways, that make us seem so opposite each other.

As in...

Dane is always the person that uses the last of the toilet paper
and I am the one who always replaces it (usually after I realize after it's too late, 'Oh crap! Where's the toilet paper?'

Or...

I consider myself (for the most part) a talented driver cursed with an absolutely terrible sense of direction...
... and Dane, without a doubt, has an impeccable sense of direction, but unfortunately drives like a Tyrannosaurus Rex in crazed pursuit of it's next meal.

I know both of those examples are absolutely terrible examples, but I suck at writing jokes, and I'd much rather just tell you how it is!

This blog is dedicated to giving real, personal advice from a gay guy (sometimes, guyS) that likes to give it to ya as straight as it comes. I don't beat around the bush (unless Dane is in the mood!) and these posts are written for myself primarily for my own enjoyment. Some posts will be funny, some will be sad. Some will be thoughtful, and some will be downright outrageous. But that's how life is, right!?

That's my opinion, anyway.

Is this awkward enough yet for a first, introductory post? Can I get to the T yet?

Until next time! :)
-Gabe